just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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