It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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