I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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