these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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