NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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