i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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