So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
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I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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