i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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