the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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