my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
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Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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