Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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