You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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