I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
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you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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