So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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