just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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