This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
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Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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