he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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