i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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