Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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