i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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