I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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