it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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