Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
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One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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