He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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