you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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