Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Can you bring me the toilet please
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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