what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We are two peas in an std pod
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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