am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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