I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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