I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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