I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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