So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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