there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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