Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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