I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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