Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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