yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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