just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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