somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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