I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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