I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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