We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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