he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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