Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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