I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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