wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
only you would photoshop your dick
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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