Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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