I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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