Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
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This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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