Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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